Roastme.gg

Roastme.gg is a small web tool that generates a paid, AI-written comedic roast of a website, bio, or piece of online content the user submits themselves. Pricing is tiered by intensity, from a $1 Mild roast up to a $20-plus Scorched Earth option, and completed roasts are displayed in a public gallery on the homepage alongside how much each submitter paid. The site enforces a self-roast-only policy: every joke is scoped to the submitter's own content, bio, or online presence, not directed at anyone else. The tool is aimed at people looking for a quick, shareable piece of AI-generated humor about themselves, such as a founder roasting their own landing page or someone roasting their own social bio, rather than at any professional or business use case. It is a genuinely live, functioning service rather than a waitlist: the homepage shows a running visitor counter and a gallery of real, dated roasts with payment amounts attached. Because it is a small, single-purpose product, there is no…